I think the funniest thing about Gawker is Choire’s repeated references to drinking and drugging, despite the fact that he proudly sober, barely drinks caffeine, and hasn’t had a cocktail in 13 years. I suppose the Gawker Editor Persona simply must include bad well drinks swilled down over deadlines, even if the truth is more like Choire knocking back filtered water as he clacks over his laptop. It’s almost as if his inner drunkard lives on through his Gawker writing. It makes me wonder if I should find a loving web outlet for my inner e-tard.