Last month Andreas and I were enjoying a springtime stroll down the street towards the park. An older guy walking the opposite direction approached us, holding onto his long white beard. As he passed us, he leaned towards me, eyes down (was he looking at my feet?) and mumbled, “Sideways to heaven.”
“What did he just say?” I asked Andreas, a few paces later. “Did he say something about my shoes?”
“He said, ’sideways to heaven.’” Andreas told me.
Sideways to heaven, he’d said. Was it a theological statement? Perhaps he was saying that there’s no ascent after death, you just sort of slide over a little bit. Or maybe it was a statement about how God walks beside and within us every day? That heaven is right here, walking down the sidewalk on a late spring evening? Maybe it was dirty, like, “Honey, I gotcher heaven RIGHT HERE. All you have to do is get sideways to enjoy it.”
Sideways to heaven … so many possibilities!
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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esther h.
May 28th, 2004 at 11:20 am
is Andreas sure it wasn’t “stairway to heaven”?
Dani
June 1st, 2004 at 9:50 pm
Or maybe he was on something real nice?