# of long autumn walks I have taken through Seattle parks in last two weeks: 4
# of times Andreas said, “I gotcher root vegetable right here” today: 2
# of unsolicited job nibbles I’ve gotten in the last week: 3
# of phone interviews I’ve had this week: 2
# of friends who said they wanted to stay single because they “like anal sex and threesomes”: 1
# of friends humiliated by this flickr photoset: 12
# of quarters needed to do the laundry currently making up “Mt. Procrastination” in our bedroom: 30
# of bottles of booze left over from our wedding: 8
# of ounces left in each bottle, on average: 2
# of documentaries I’ve watched in the last week: 3
# of films in netflix queue: 28
# of books currently half-finished: 3
# of socks I lost in europe: 3