Only I, Ariel Meadow Stallings, could almost blow up my bathroom during a mishap involving a tiny candle, a karate-chop Elvis action figure, and a bathtub.
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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matthew
October 8th, 2004 at 5:20 am
i once set my hair on fire in the bathroom. but i had longer hair then.
and i did flush my keys down a mcdonalds commode once. boy, was that embarrassing, considering that i was everyone’s ride and i had just lost my car keys.