Tonight Dre and I went to a screening of Ocean’s 12, which was slick and stylish and exciting and funny and thoroughly enjoyable. Although, without ruining anything, let’s just say that the “heist” aspect of the film is so totally lacking that I think it must have been intentional. Ooh, but I loved it when the French thief did capoeira to break into a museum.

Best cameo: Topher Grace, playing a really fucked up version of himself. That was so meta I didn’t even know what to say, especially since I’d just been talking to Dre about Topher Grace’s new movie, which he referenced during his cameo. My brain: it implodes on the self-referentialness of it all!