1. I’ve decided that The Ffectometer is the built in editorial reflex for whether you want to type “affect” or “effect.” My Ffectometer is pretty broken, but I’m working on it.

2. My father works three blocks from me, and this morning I had the pleasure of running into him on the sidewalk. This was extra exciting because I got to shout, “Dr. Stallings! Dr. Stallings!” and wave my arms around like a crazed fan.

3. Are you still using Internet Explorer to get on the web? Why, my friend, WHY? If you’re still not sure about Firefox, just go ahead and watch this news broadcast (.wmv file). Then go get firefox. The first time you use it, Firefox will automatically import all your bookmarks and cookies from IE, so you won’t miss a thing. Trust me: it’s really worth it.