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How to talk like a guy
2Jan2005 Filed under: I Like To Watch
How to talk like a guy, originally uploaded by Electrolicious.
1. Hands in pockets.
2. Look at ground.
3. Shift weight between feet.
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Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, is in bookstores now.
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dr. dave
January 3rd, 2005 at 5:47 pm
ha… very funny…
reminds me of a good joke I read the other day about mathematicians….
How do you tell the difference between an introverted mathematician, and an EXtroverted mathematician?
An INtroverted mathematician looks at his shoes when he talks to you. An EXtroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he talks to you.
dr. dave
Paul Moment
January 8th, 2005 at 4:00 am
Hi-larious. I guess the three-part shuffle goes along with the man-hug: big arm wrap, two sturdy pats on the back (a short pause, and two more if it’s a really emotional moment), and under no circumstances ever do you ever touch groins.
Or the urinal rule — always leave one urinal between you and the next guy unless the odd numbered urinals are all taken and there is no other option. Then take the handicap stall.
Lovesickblues
November 16th, 2005 at 9:09 am
Haha, funny! oh, why does this always gotta be true??????? I kinda sucks for us girls. But how do us girls talk? finger in hair, smiling, almost always. and being a sweets as can be…but thats only some of us. the others, well they can be rude. hah but this, i like and i think its funny. good job! and now i will have the honor, to send this to everyone on my lsit!