I have a myspace.com account only because it’s my cousin’s primary way of communicating (he doesn’t use email). I use tribe.net for my social networking, but that said: myspace.com provides some humor in the form of people’s “ABOUT ME” section. Here are a few doozies I’ve surfed past:

I’ve always wanted to meet a guy that could dance to the Spice Girls and NOT get embarrassed. That would be really…hot.

I like to SLEEP ALOT! I like people who go out alot. I like chillin with friends after the club and just loungin out. I like to party. I LIKE TO RAVE HARD =P I like girls.

Hey Im a 21 year old goin to automotive school. I love VW, alot of cars are cool too. I love big jucy tits all up in my face! if you wanna chill than just shout me some words!!

MY GIRLS FO LIFE!!!! ;D MY SEXXXXY MAMI’Z!!! I MISSS YA!!!

Nefertiti reincarnate. Queen of the once legendary Egyptian empire, Empress of Ten thousand warriors and lover of Akhenaten. Now residing in the greatest city in the world. Lets see just how much fun one person can have ;)
Multifaceted International Man of Leisure…

me, me, me…blah, blah, blah…

Ingredients: One part Jaded, Three parts TLC (Tender Luvin Care, Crazysexxycool, The Learning Channel). Shaken, not stirred, and poured over ice.

i wish i was a more sociallable person but for some reason im shy and held back, its probably because i went to ordway or because i spent most my years as the fat kid who knows. but the kids here are cool and my friends are fun, so life is good. its too bad to think that in a couple years its gone and we all split ways and everything u thought was important suddenly isnt, u get new friends and start living, where everything isnt free and ya stuff isnt free. its weird when u want something but when your parents tell u to pay for it its suddenly not that important.

Hi I am Nico. Also known as Peter’s younger brother. I like to go paintballing and do stunts in videos. Also, I am a dance machine.