We just jumped through the last of the hoops and signed the papers and will be official homeowners tomorrow afternoon sometime. We’ll get the keys either late Friday or Saturday. We’ll be moving on Sunday. I’d heave a sign of relief, but my new boss at work is in town, I’ve received mixed news about the book proposal from my lit agent, and I’m getting sick.

You know how yesterday I was talking about going to Olympus Spa for my birthday? Can I go, like, tonight instead?