I work with seven men and one other woman. My woman coworker is out of the office for a week, so the place has turned into even more of a boys’ club than usual. Today, during a farewell lunch for one of my coworkers, the topic turned to balls. I’m serious. Everyone was talking about balls and getting kicked in the balls and sport team hazing that involved balls. Balls, balls, BALLS!
I wanted to participate in some way, so I piped up, “Andreas told me about how when he was in high school soccer, the big hazing was to convince the freshmen to rub Tiger Balm on their balls.”
Silence. A tumbleweed blew by.
Then everyone started gasping and hollering and squealing about how if some older boy said to rub something on your balls you NEVER do and they have not stopped talking about Tiger Balm since. Several jokes of the day have had tiger balm punchlines.
Have we finally reached egalitarianism in the workplace, where I, as a woman, can contribute the best testicle-related anecdote of the day? The glass ceiling of inner-office ball jokes has been shattered!
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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SassyCat
May 13th, 2005 at 5:11 pm
Yeah, I’ve always been lucky when confronted with a group of guys determined to talk about “guy-only” stuff that I have four older brothers’ worth of stories to draw from.
My personal favorite is when one of my brothers and his friends had a “gross-out” contest at a local park. My brother chose the very tame “peeing out of a tree” bit. His friend decided to top it by pooping out of same tree. That is, perched atop the branch of some sort of conifer, he bent over as best he could and pooped.
The poor kid then proceeded to slip, hitting his junk on another branch on the way down, and the piece de resistance was that he landed not only in my brother’s pee, but also his own poop!
I guess these stories are the reason that Jackass never seemed that shocking to me.
Maria
May 13th, 2005 at 5:24 pm
Well, I guess that as far as jokes go… that was quite a ballbuster!!!
*chuckle chuckle*
catina jane
May 15th, 2005 at 7:39 pm
this isn’t ball related -ha!
i just wanted to wish you a happy birthday
while it was on my mind
have a great day mama!
30 is good like soup !
Will
May 27th, 2005 at 3:48 pm
I work with Ariel — I can only say that the ball conversation was sandwiched by Ariel reciting a filmography of Ewan McGregor penis scenes. With Ariel’s help we have covered the complete package of male genetalia.
If it were really a boys club, we’d have been spending all that time discussing *female* body parts.