Patrick: My Germanness shines through — I love heavy, eggy, cheesy, potatoy foods.
Ariel: potatoy: methinks you should trademark that.
Ariel: Mr. Potatohead’s erotic fiction nom de pleum.
Patrick: Cheap Potatohead knockoff
Ariel: Sorry, honey. we couldn’t afford the plastic potato. Here’s a potato with some pipe cleaners. We call it “potatoy.”
Patrick: The real potatoy: a glass of water. Get it? Potable + toy = potatoy? Sigh. I’m such a nerd.
Ariel: Wow. You totally won the semantic smack down on that one.