The craziest moment of our peaceful, amazing weekend hit mid-afternoon on Saturday. There was a large group of us relaxing in the shade when all of a sudden we heard a very loud squeaking. “Snake!” Erin said, and I looked and shouted “Frog!”
There was a relatively large frog (perhaps 5″ from nose to tail) with a garter snake the thickness of my thumb (small!) latched onto its leg. The frog was facing us, screaming with all its might. Its eyes bulging with terror, its mouth as large as it could get, Squeaking! Squeaking! Squeaking! Oh lord, the squeaking.
Our guests almost immediately dissolved into varying states of freak out. The general consensus seemed to be “It’s just nature doing its thing — but oh fuck, I can’t watch this!” Many of us scattered, and I ran up to my mom and Tere’s cabin to get away from the awful frog squeaks of death. When I told my mom and Tere what was happening, their response was the opposite: “OH COOL!” they squealed, and ran down the hill to watch.
Apparently, they found Andreas with a stick trying to scare off the snake. He was quickly admonished for messing with the natural pecking order, and he soon appeared at my mom’s, shaking and sweaty, his heart racing and on the verge of tears. “I tried to save it! No one would let me!” he panted. Poor thing was seriously traumatized. Aww.
The frog death went on forever, too. Half an hour later, I went down to see what was going on, and the snake had worked its way up to the frog’s armpits. The frog had stopped screaming (but was it dead? I saw it blink!) and on an academic level it was pretty fascinating to watch how this small snake managed to inhale this frog. In. Sane. Never seen anything like it.
Luckily, all our guests were still relatively sober at this point — otherwise, the experience could have inflicted some major psychic scars.
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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catina jane
August 3rd, 2005 at 10:43 am
“I tried to save it! No one would let me!”
this would have been me
Mary
August 3rd, 2005 at 11:45 am
I love Andreas for trying to save the frog! I’m the same way…I looove nature but can’t handle all the grisly stuff that goes along with it…
Jay
August 3rd, 2005 at 12:46 pm
oh, that sounds utterly fantastic. i’m not sure if i would’ve made the rescue attempt. but would’ve loved to take a time lapse series of pics. how snakes can get such big things inside ‘em is pretty amazing. we have a vivarium in berkeley and occasionally you can see a snake or other reptile ingesting a critter.
i so wish leblanc and i could’ve come up.
next year!!
leblanc
August 4th, 2005 at 9:55 am
i second jay - why are there no photos!?
Ariel
August 4th, 2005 at 9:55 am
I very seriously considered it (my camera was right there!) but it was just too disturbing.
Jessica
August 4th, 2005 at 9:59 am
I couldn’t have watched either. Ew.
Esther
August 4th, 2005 at 1:39 pm
Oddly enough, something similar was going on at my house Saturday afternoon. We were barbecuing outside and we let the cat out (which we rarely do these days). Presently I noticed and screamed “she has a mouse!” She was playing with a still-alive mouse in the indolent cruel way cats do, lazily batting at it and cornering it when it tried to run away. We argued about whether to stop it (the mouse was already apparently mortally or close-to-mortally wounded anyway) but eventually I nabbed her and put her back in the house. The mouse sat panting in the same spot, occasionally turning in different directions when we checked on it, by the next morning it was gone. Whether it got better and escaped or a hawk or other predator got it, I don’t know.
Sarah
August 4th, 2005 at 5:58 pm
I had a friend release a mouse outdoors after her snake refused to eat it for over 12 hours. A half an hour later our cat walks up with it in her mouth. Nature.
Emily
August 4th, 2005 at 10:09 pm
I know what you mean by the audio being the most disturbing part. Months ago, I was sitting reading quietly in our living room and I hard the most horrible growls intermingled with high-pitched animal screams coming from outside. I ran out with a flashlight and vaguely saw a raccoon going after a squirrel up in the branches of a tree. I had no way of stopping it and those horrible, carniverous/tortured sounds went on for about 20 minutes! I too understand - it’s food chain, but the pain sounded very real.
Dawn
August 4th, 2005 at 11:04 pm
Whoa! I didn’t know garter snakes ate frogs! I guess I thought they just ate bugs or something…geez.
Ariel
August 4th, 2005 at 11:06 pm
It was basically like this.
Therese, Air's mom
August 9th, 2005 at 9:56 am
Here’s a poem that brings in the bigger picture about this kind of drama. ENJOY!
Winter into Spring A poem by Lynn Ungar
The trees, along their bare limbs,
Contemplating green.
A flicker, rising, flashes rust and white
Before vanishing into stillness,
And raked leaves crumble imperceptibly
Into dirt.
On all sides life opens and closes
Around you like a mouth.
Will you pretend you are not
Caught between its teeth?
The kestrel in its swift dive
And the mouse below,
The snake waiting in the grass,
And the unsuspecting frog,
The first green shoots that
Will not wait for spring
Are a language constantly forming.
Quiet your pride and listen.
There—beneath the rainfall
And the ravens calling you can hear it–
The great tongue constantly enunciating
Something that rings through the world
As Grace.