I ordered a Sidekick. Because you know spending 8 hours on the computer at work isn’t enough. Spending a couple hours on the computer at home isn’t enough. I want access to my email and instant messenger every minute of the day.

No, honestly, I’m looking forward to never having to call 411 again (why bother when you’ve got google and a QWERTY keyboard at your fingertips?). I’m looking forward to being able to check my email when I’m at an airport or stuck on a bus. I’m looking forward to being able to use this amazing new technology called “text messaging” that everyone but me seems to use all the time. Also, I’m looking forward to moblogging again.

It should be arriving in the mail next week. I may lose my mind.

Related: The hacker of Paris Hilton’s Sidekick going to juvie for 11 months.