Las week I saw a car with this bumpersticker:

HITLER LIVES IN THE KNIVES OF ABORTIONISTS!

I respect that we all have different opinions about abortion. But come on, folks: knives aren’t really involved in abortions. Most of them are done via suction or D&C. There’s no cutting; the cervix is dilated and then the uterine lining is either vacuumed out or scraped out with a curette, which is sort of like a surgical spoon. I guess HITLER LIVES IN THE SPOONS OF ABORTIONISTS just doesn’t have the same propagandist punch, does it?