1. While en route, I stood behind a guy at a restaurant who was asked for his last name. “Framinghamburgerwitzgy,” he replied humorlessly.

2. “Thank You For Smoking” is the best satire I’ve seen in years. You all must go see it when it opens.

3. Guest Services of The Disney Wonder cruise ship win some sort of award … when I asked them for duct tape (for my collapsable hoop), they blinked, but then provided me with a whole roll free of charge, direct from the machine room. Now that’s service.

4. Jesus, I didn’t realize that cruises were all about eating. Seriously! All people do is eat! And eat! AND EAT! I arrived in my stateroom to find champagne, a fruit bowl, and a huge cheese plate. Then there was lunch. Then there was a cocktail reception. Then there was dinner. Then there was dessert. Then there was my intestines feeling really overwhelmed and totally unhappy. This morning there was only tea and fruit for me, thank you very much.

5. Nassau is a friendly place, once you get away from the tourists, which is sort of difficult on foot.

6. There are lots a couple moblog photos on Flickr, from when my Sidekick was still in range.