Yesterday at a work meeting we were discussing Carpet Burn, my upcoming celeb fashion blog/column. I was trying to express some concerns about the scalability of the design, and all I managed to get out was, “In some cases, a post’s wit will be in its brevity and —” before the production team started snickering.

I sighed and started over. “Some of the posts will be really short and I want to make sure the design can accommodate that.” It reminded me of that one time at Affinity