Oh hey: I forgot to notice that I just passed my five year anniversary of blogging. Five years! As always, the first post remains for you to read and enjoy. If you ever want to kill a couple days, start at the beginning and read all the way through. I guarantee you’ll find a million broken links and hilarious hidden secrets. I used to write a lot of things here that I shouldn’t, and while I’ve cleaned up the archives pretty well over the years, god knows what you might find back there.