Daily affirmations of a word mercenary
Oh. My. God:
14Nov2005 Filed under: LinkageThere are no other words to describe this asymmetrical dick pouch. And I am not one to say this often, but: ROFLMAO!!! [more amazing links here]
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Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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Sarah
November 15th, 2005 at 11:13 am
oh, the pain! The little videos make me think of the video for “I’m Too Sexy” but in a bad, bad way. (… can there be a good way to think of that video?)
abby
November 15th, 2005 at 8:40 pm
so, how do you suppose it, uh, attaches? or stays on? or whatever?
it’s so very 80s though…
Ariel
November 15th, 2005 at 10:20 pm
It’s basically a spandex hoop that anchors to balls, hip, and ass crack.
db
November 20th, 2005 at 11:15 pm
I love when I’m prompted to utter a phrase for the first (and probably only) time. In this case, it would be: I don’t think I’ll ever have a desire to have *anything* anchored to my balls. Nor anywhere else down thar…