Bloggers I would totally sleep with, in no particular order

1Feb2006 Filed under: Geek Out

Brittney, for the kewpie doll mouth.

Choire Sicha, but bitch would never go straight for me. This is the closest I’ll ever get.

Heather Champ & Derek Powazek, because I want to be the meat in that geek sandwich. (Someone set the timer on the Nikon!)

Mark Lisanti from Defamer.com, because that would be totally meta-starfucking.

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2 Responses to “Bloggers I would totally sleep with, in no particular order”

brittney
February 3rd, 2006 at 8:15 am

Yay! Sexually attractive!!
Playapixie
February 9th, 2006 at 7:06 pm

I don’t think I’ve actually ever slept with Heather and Derek, but I have slept with their chihuahuas!

Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.

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