Daily affirmations of a word mercenary
My ears were filled with the my favorite slow jams, freshly delivered this morning via email. I got off the bus, limping a bit from a left-over mysterious foot injury that I somehow suffered this weekend. Suddenly, what is this I see? As I pass the open wound that is Occidental Square, I spot a small wrinkly puppy. I think it might be a sharpei! I stop to cuddle with it, kneeling down and pulling it into my lap. It promptly pees on me. Despite the fact that I will not be able to wear these jeans all week as planned, I am pleased as punch. Perhaps later, some other adorable animal will pee on me!
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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yelahneb
May 23rd, 2006 at 12:24 pm
suffice to say i hope any further urinations upon your person are just as enjoyable! i’ve waited my whole life for a chance to use that sentence.
Lily
May 24th, 2006 at 9:39 am
OH NO. you got peed on? i cannot CANNOT stop laughing. i didn’t see you all day at work..hmm..is this why?