[14:18] Patrick: i’m going to sic a pack of rabid guinea pigs on you.
[14:18] Ariel Meadow: all that squeeling!
[14:18] Ariel Meadow: they make such awful sounds.
[14:18] Patrick: i used to have one.
[14:19] Patrick: named Schmedley
[14:19] Patrick: He had a skin disease.
[14:19] Patrick: We had to rub oil in his fur.
[14:19] Patrick: vegetable oil.
[14:19] Patrick: he died.
[14:19] Ariel Meadow: Patrick,
[14:19] Ariel Meadow: this is a sad awful story.
[14:19] Patrick: yes. but also hilarious.
[14:20] Patrick: can’t you just picture little patrick with a towel on his lap, rubbing vegetable oil into a guinea pig?
[14:20] Ariel Meadow: “Schmedley, don’t die on me!”
[14:20] Ariel Meadow: “Bitte, Shmedley, bitte!”
[14:20] Ariel Meadow: *sob sob*
[14:20] Patrick: we buried him in a cookie tin
[14:21] Patrick: i wish i were kidding