Best spam I’ve ever received
22Aug2006 Filed under: Geek OutThis spam is seriously a work of evil genius.
Craig,
How was the Hiking trip? I heard it was windy wherever you went…..You won’t believe what happened while you were gone…….
Karen joined this meet-up-for-sex site and Steven just found out…
She publicly posted that he has a small package and unable to please her in bed!
(Looks like she is looking for an affair)He’s not talking to ANYBODY right now!
None of us know how he found out, but my guess is that he was searching for a booty call as well…
Either way, it serves him right for what he pulled at the fourth of July party…..
Anywho… contact Karen to find out more…..By the way, I’m organizing a barbecue Sunday, you interested?
TTYL!
Of course you’re suppose to say “Why, this person clearly sent this email to the wrong address,” but then it sucks you in with the salacious drama (my god, what did Steven DO at the fourth of July party? What was Karen thinking?!), and then even though this email has clearly been sent to you by mistake, you get sort of curious about that “meet-up-for-sex site,” which of course was linked in the email. GENIUS!
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Damien
August 22nd, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Wow. If we’re officially shifting from “fear and perversion-based” to “empathetic and and gossip-based”spamming, does this mean maybe we’re seeing the dawning of female spammers? (or perhaps they’re just doing more gender-aware demographic research?)
In other news:
Yesterday morning at 3:55am i got an email - the explicit SUBJECT was “You ejacculatte within a few minutes of penetration!” but I was able to see the body of the email for what it actually was. Pure. Poetry. It’s all around you, sometimes you just have to open your eyes to see it.
Good Day
Why don’t you tell your friends
You’re not among those short-lasting losers?
Eliminating each cause,
Extra time gives you unmatched act duration.
Any man wants to last longer,
And make his partner happy with that.
Check up here.
You won’t hear another word of reproach from her.
She’ll just keep you a secret from her friends.
-Sheldon Arthur
Damien
August 22nd, 2006 at 2:16 pm
P.S. Aren’t you impressed how I let that whole “ejacculatte” thing go?
Richard
August 22nd, 2006 at 2:52 pm
I’ll have a venti ejaculatte, please. No foam.
SJ
August 22nd, 2006 at 8:05 pm
Meet up for sex site? So it was linked to craigslist?
I am continually amazed by spammers. I know I will never, ever buy what they are peddling, but sometimes I get lured in by the subject lines.
Now we’ll never know about Steven.
jason
August 23rd, 2006 at 11:27 am
that is fantastic.