Joe just came up with this fun li’l Google game. Enter your name and then “last I heard [she/he] was” into Google and see what happens. Here were mine:

The first would be Ariel. I don’t know how I messed that one up so badly. … Last I heard, she was in San Fransisco with the third guy.

Last I heard she was in your neck of the woods.

Last I heard she was dating a friend of mine, who’sa solid guy

Last I heard she was going to lock herself in her room and cry for an entire month to show just how hurt she is by this dreadful betrayal.

Ariel, did you find the Hobnobs in Bay downtown? Would you be able to guide Priestess … Last I heard, she was alive and well and working way too hard.

Ariel Avrech and I both learned to relate to God and religion and the clergy in the … Last I heard she was living in Connecticut as a stay-at-home mom.

Last I heard she was in Hippieville No. California, Willits!

Last I heard, she was sleeping in her car. And I ain’t sorry about that.

Called at various times Ariel, Sprite, and Shadowcat, last I heard she was going by Kitty.