Last I heard …
26Sep2006 Filed under: Geek OutJoe just came up with this fun li’l Google game. Enter your name and then “last I heard [she/he] was” into Google and see what happens. Here were mine:
The first would be Ariel. I don’t know how I messed that one up so badly. … Last I heard, she was in San Fransisco with the third guy.
Last I heard she was in your neck of the woods.
Last I heard she was dating a friend of mine, who’sa solid guy
Last I heard she was going to lock herself in her room and cry for an entire month to show just how hurt she is by this dreadful betrayal.
Ariel, did you find the Hobnobs in Bay downtown? Would you be able to guide Priestess … Last I heard, she was alive and well and working way too hard.
Ariel Avrech and I both learned to relate to God and religion and the clergy in the … Last I heard she was living in Connecticut as a stay-at-home mom.
Last I heard she was in Hippieville No. California, Willits!
Last I heard, she was sleeping in her car. And I ain’t sorry about that.
Called at various times Ariel, Sprite, and Shadowcat, last I heard she was going by Kitty.
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Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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joe
September 26th, 2006 at 9:02 am
w00t, it’s a real meme now! thanks for the linkage.
i like “Hippievill No. California, Willits!”
michelle
September 26th, 2006 at 9:25 am
oooh, juicy! look:
Have you talked to Michelle lately ? ? ? I havent talked to her in at least 2 years . . last I hear she was prego and then lost the baby : - (
[not me]
DOUG.
September 26th, 2006 at 10:29 am
“Last I heard, he was a pizza delivery man and garage record producer.”
I wish!
ellen
September 26th, 2006 at 11:12 am
My favorite….
My big sister Ellen sucks. She never gets off the phone. … Last I heard, she was living in a trailer in Florida somewhere, married to an alligator trainer …
Kara
September 26th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Hi Ariel!
This is the best one I got…
Linda knew what she had to do so she sent Kara back to her death, … last I heard she was on paradise island and dissappeared with the amazons …
Mona
September 27th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
I am so pilfering this.
lily
September 28th, 2006 at 8:02 am
“Last I heard she was in Jakarta, Indonesia, but I have not heard from her” - which is funny b/c I AM Indonesian. bwahaha. Lily likey.
Cara
September 29th, 2006 at 10:19 am
“Cara was pumping her and I went up to do massage and help out however I could.” - They were actually refering to someone giving birth… not me mind you…. another Cara….
chris
September 29th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
“Last I heard he was selling monkeys in Thailand.”
dori
September 29th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
bwah ha ha!
mine are hysterical:
“Last I heard, she was a bail-bondsperson in Southern California”
“”Last I heard, she was dating five different black men named Muhammad.”
“The last I heard, she was refusing to go home to her parents, …”
dori
September 29th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
oh, p.s. i’m actually on my way to willits in a few days…