Recently, my fourth-generation ipod (the photo ipod) started acting up. It’s only about a year old, and I’ve taken quite good care of it … but it was starting to get stuck and not reset, and then when I went so far as to try to restore it, it had a major malfunction and started making a strange little ping noise. I started to get angry — what the fuck is up with disposable electronics that cost $400+ and are designed to crap out in a year?! My old sidekick (now Dre’s sidekick) is starting to crap out, too … it’s just not right!

After doing a little research, I found a discussion amongst other people suffering similar problems with their 4g ipods, and what was the solution? Shake it. Or drop it. Or slap it. Basically, beat your ipod.

I was dubious, but I had nothing to lose. And so I did what you’re never supposed to do to hard drives: I shook it. And what the fuck!? It totally fixed the problem! It was also really satisfying.