This article totally makes me wish my Offbeat Blog was up and running. It’s hilarious! Men Don’t Care About Weddings? Groomzilla Is Hurt

The traditional wisdom remains that a groom (like a child) should be seen and not heard. Real men, the logic goes, don’t care about weddings. And that hurts Groomzilla — that makes him cry. But only on the inside. He doesn’t want to streak his self-tanning lotion.