Daily affirmations of a word mercenary
What is this madness? My own husband censoring me on his blog? I left this comment in response to his post:
I would like to report that Andreas modeled his “duotard” (as he’s calling it) this weekend. Skin tight shirt + skin tight, uh, tights + Andreas = HAPPIEST SAUSAGE SUIT EVER! I think tights were designed to make spousal ass-grabbery that much more convenient.
Here was the throwing down of the gauntlet:
Dre: I don’t know that I want that comment on my site. Sausage Suit?
Ariel: You can’t handle a little wifely leching on your blog!?
Dre: No
Ariel: But I’m officially sanctioned by church and state to be all nasty-nast! We’re legal!
Dre: Not approving the comment. If you want to be that lechy, post it on your own site.
And so I did.
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, was published last year.
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Andreas
November 6th, 2006 at 4:12 pm
The rest of the conversation:
Ariel: You are harsh.
me: Yes
Yes, I am
That’s not a comment, it’s a hijacking of my topic for your own perverted ends
Ariel: That there is a CHALLENGE.
me: Sausage Suit??!!!!!
I feel like I need a shower
lily
November 7th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
that’s AWESOME
Esther
November 8th, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Unrelated, but you probably already saw new Kelly video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcidD2HFK8M
Playapixie
November 9th, 2006 at 6:54 pm
LOL. Of course this doesn’t surprise me at all, since he also has to tell you sometimes to stop grabbing his “sausage” in public places
SJ
November 9th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
I love this! My fella complains sometimes, and I say, “HEY. Get your own blog, buddy.” HAW!
SJ
November 9th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Also, pics PLZ, because this is the internet after all.
Leah
November 10th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Clearly you are well matched.