You know that website filled with awful promotional band photos? It’s awesome, right? Well, here’s a little secret for those of you who don’t dabble in the rave/club scene: DJ promotional shots are just as bad. No, really. Let me show you.

If I flash a gang sign, do my best blue steel, AND do some photoshop filtering, perhaps no one will notice the trainwreck…

Chicks in sequins dig DJs.

It’s just so hard, all the traveling, all the late nights, all the chained off exit ramps…


Hangin’ tough, with my rekkids, my headphones, my platforms, and my school picture backdrop.