I’m weirdly earthquake sensitive, known for waking up in the middle of the night feeling the bed shake and thinking “This is it!” only to realize that “it” was just Andreas violently rolling over on his side of the bed. When the Nisqually earthquake happened in 2001, I had no delay of wondering what was happening. Of course it was an earthquake. Me and the shifting plates, we’re totally close.

That said, I had to stifle my tectonic reflexes while visiting New York. Because when you feel the ground shaking beneath you there — it’s not an earthquake. Just a train.

PS: I’m home and I’ll write more about my trip soon. I’m cracked out from over-stimulation, and it’s gonna take me a couple days to come down.