I have this long-standing rule about not writing about work on Electrolicious, but I have to bend the rule for a moment to make this statement: Microsoft loves pink hair. Seriously. There is not a single day that I work in Redmond that someone doesn’t dish the love for my pink hair. MS sets the standard on casual workplace attire, and while I knew that shoes were optional, I wasn’t expecting the levels of excitement over the hair — it feels like any day my colleagues may strip off their clothes with sheer glee and dance down the street singing about pink hair and waving their arms. Who needs Silverlight when there’s PINK FUCKING HAIR?! I’m starting to think the Evil Empire’s reputation may soon be crushed by its secret obsession for rainbow hair. I am now picturing Steve Ballmer curled up in his office with some My Little Ponies, braiding their tails and cooing “pretty, pretty pink hair.”