Daily affirmations of a word mercenary
BPAL victim
15Jun2007 Filed under: Product PlacementYou know you’re a Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab convert when you start your day by squawking “OW! I got the Sacred Whore of Babylon in my eye!”
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Elly
June 15th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Yeah! That’s the best part about bpal, the weird (out of context) names.
“What’s that scent you’re wearing?”
-”Oh, it’s Monsterbait: Underpants!”
“Hoooray, I got my Frumious Bandersnatch!”
P.s. I hope you didn’t really get Sacred Whore of Babylon in your eye. That sounds like it would hurt. Is it gone?
joriel
June 15th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
i’m soooo addicted to my chakra scent pack. i keep making other people sniff them all and tell me which ones they like best — as if it were some sort of personality test.