We didn’t get the first property we bid on, which was an amazing 1920s conversion with an attic bedroom, vaulted ceilings, and skylights that went for a whopping $50k over the asking price. (Holy hell!) We’ll be going out again this weekend, and after looking at the listings that match the general idea of what we’re looking for, I’m noticing some trends in wrongness:

1. Newish townhomes that are the right size, but so bland that I feel like I’m falling into a black hole of beige walls and vinyl siding. Also: carpeting.
2. Adorable old conversions with hardwood floors and clawfoot tubs that are so tiny that we’d have to stick the dog in an antique-knobbed cabinet when guests came over. And guests could only come over in pairs, and they’d need to have very short legs.
3. Affected super-mod lofts with no grass or trees nearby and square footage that doesn’t justify the price. Dre is dreaming of 16″ ceilings to hang his aerial stuff from, but the costs are insane.

Luckily, we’re in no hurry … we have the time to sniff around and see what comes up.