Daily affirmations of a word mercenary
In the spirit of Halloween …
Hey there. I'm Ariel Meadow Stallings, a native Seattleite who's written my way up and down the Left Coast. Electrolicious is where I post daily randomata, but I also write for a living. My first book, Offbeat Bride, is in bookstores now.
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gwen
October 29th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
OH MY GOD, that was hilarious!! thank you
rasshmi
October 30th, 2007 at 1:00 am
Fucking hilarious!!! i peed in my pants by laughing so hard!!! many thanks
ken
October 30th, 2007 at 6:30 am
Nice camera work. Had me on the edge of my Aeron.
McGil
October 30th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Poor little beast !

The title “Sassafras and the tortilla of doom” reminded me of “Sweet Petunia Modern and the holograms of Doom” from Jimm McIver http://www.jmciver.com/
lily
October 30th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
OMG. so. effing. funny. Loki would have no problem grabbing that out of your hand and running off w/ it…
Brodie
October 31st, 2007 at 10:31 am
She is afraid you were going to put here in there, roll her up and ….
well, very cute!
yelahneb
October 31st, 2007 at 6:38 pm
ha! sehr gut
michelle
October 31st, 2007 at 9:32 pm
omfg. DYING! D-Y-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i actually rented Halloween for tonight, but am too afraid to watch it alone.)
jenB
November 1st, 2007 at 12:59 am
I laughed out loud and watched it twice. This made my day/i can’t sleep night.
xo
bohemiangirl
November 1st, 2007 at 6:15 pm
OMG! That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.
emily
November 1st, 2007 at 8:10 pm
BEST VIDEO EVER. The tail! The tail killed me.