So, in my Breaking Dawn review, I failed to mention this hilarious moment:

“I was more focused on the absolutely huge white bed in the center of the room, hung with billowy clouds of mosquito netting.”

This is Bella describing the conjugal bed waiting for her and Edward on their honeymoon. Clearly, Stephanie Meyer is tapping into every tween girl’s fantasies about the most perfectest virginity-losing bed evar!!!1! and so we get white bedding, mosquito netting, etc.

And now I present to you our bedroom, as decorated by Andreas:

I’ve always said Dre’s bedroom tastes were sort of that of a 9-year-old girl … but now Stephanie Meyer has proven it!