Electrolicious

My aunt, upon receiving a thank you card from me, called my mother to tell her that I’d obviously been raised well. My mother was stunned. “You send thank you cards?!” she asked me. How did I become such a well-mannered thing? I explained to her that if you send thank you cards, you increase […]

Just found an e-mail of mine in the SFRaves list archive. For the record, I was right … although I have not taken up badminton.

I woke up at 4:30am last night with this dirty inspiration:
Manana.
Say it outloud, and picture produce pornography.

If you transpose “Plastic Spatula,” you get “Spastic Platula.” This must be useful for something.

I rode quite a few busses today.

Ariel’s Oatmeal
1 1/2 cup filtered water (especially important if you live in LA!)
1/2 cup whole oats (not instant!)
1/3 cup plain yogurt (organic lowfat)
1/3 cup milk (organic lowfat)
1/4 cup raisins
1/4 cup walnuts
1/4 cup shredded coconut
2 tablespoons honey (organic)
Bring water to boil in a sauce pan. Add oats, raisins, walnuts, and coconut. Boil for two minutes, stir, […]

Can you believe that squeek! still has the ability to make me laugh? Almost a year later, I still find myself hilarious.